In the last chapter of my Harry Potter story I mentioned that Fred and George had some weapons so evil that they'd never even used then for pranking. I now have to describe them...

so far my best ideas are vampiric Pygmy Puffs ( basically blood-sucking fast breeding tribbles), turbo-nifflers (like ordinary nifflers but a LOT faster), and giant squid ( Read more... )

Continuing my Harry Potter / DC crossover, previous parts on any of these archives:

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On Archive of Our Own
On Twisting the Hellmouth

( XXIII: 70% Cocoa Solids )

Continuing my Harry Potter / DC crossover, previous parts on any of these archives:

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On Archive of Our Own
On Twisting the Hellmouth

( XXII: Precious Little Time )

Venomous snakes seem to be implausibly common in Britain in a lot of Harry Potter stories. I'm not talking about basilisks and other magical snakes, just non-magical species. And they are almost always presented as deadly dangerous.

The snag is that Britain isn't seriously dangerous snake country - we have four species (or rather three species with ( Read more... )

Continuing my Harry Potter / DC crossover, previous parts on any of these archives:

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On Archive of Our Own
On Twisting the Hellmouth

( XXI: Ethical and Moral Standards )

I have to write dialogue for Remiel, former angel of Hope and now co-ruler of Hell ( Read more... )

Continuing my Harry Potter / DC crossover, previous parts on any of these archives:

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On Archive of Our Own
On Twisting the Hellmouth

( XX: Forgetting Your Magic Words )

Continuing my Harry Potter / DC crossover, previous parts on any of these archives:

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( XIX: Imperil Your Soul )

I have a vague idea for a doomsday machine for the Harry Potter universe, based on the self-replicating bludgers I used in the last couple of chapters of my story ( Read more... )

Continuing my Harry Potter / DC crossover, previous parts on any of these archives:

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On Archive of Our Own
On Twisting the Hellmouth

( XVIII: Puffskeins, Pumpkins and Potions )